"Cats are just awful!!" "They never show love!!!" They only want food!!"…
ways to flirt with me
- talk soccer to me
incase ur having a bad day, heres a sleeping wolf puppy!
Sometimes I don’t think tumblr appreciates Buffy and her affinity for terrible puns enough.
I just need a really long and touchy make out session that leads to sex followed by a long nap together.
never judge a person by their looks unless they’re wearing a manchester united shirt
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primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back
Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.
"Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?"
"Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?"
"Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?"
"Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??"
"Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?"